I'm sorry if you don't like my honesty, but to be fair i don't like your lies. ~ Anonymous
im not lazy. im just conserving energy.. ~ Anonymous
Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy. ~ Anonymous
The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.
Inside of every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell... Happened! ~ Anonymous
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns
Before you open your mouth, make sure you have a mind to back up all the things you say. ~ Anonymous
When things don't add up in your life, it's time to start subtracting. ~ Anonymous