I'm sorry if you don't like my honesty, but to be fair i don't like your lies. ~ Anonymous
Ladies, when you've got a king, don't reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker. ~ Anonymous
When things don't add up in your life, it's time to start subtracting. ~ Anonymous
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns
Before you open your mouth, make sure you have a mind to back up all the things you say. ~ Anonymous
When life gives you LIMES, rearrange the letters until they stay SMILE. ~ Anonymous
It's always fun listening to someone's lie, When you already know the truth.