NEWSFLASH: The earth revolves around the sun. I just wanted to clear that up because some people think the world revolves around them!
A good discussion is like a mini skirt. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject. ~ Anonymous
When life gives you LIMES, rearrange the letters until they stay SMILE. ~ Anonymous
A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg. Even though he knows you are slightly cracked. ~ Anonymous
Ladies, when you've got a king, don't reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker. ~ Anonymous
Smile! it irritates those who wish to destroy you. ~ Anonymous
Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you, they get offended!
Never forget 3 types of people in your life. 1. Who helped you in your difficult times. 2. Who left you in your difficult times. 3. Who put you in difficult times. ~ Anonymous
