I've learned so much from my mistakes... I'm thinking of making a few more. ~ Anonymous
Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy. ~ Anonymous
Nowadays people say I love you just like they are saying hello. ~ Anonymous
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. ~ Plato
Ladies, when you've got a king, don't reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker. ~ Anonymous
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns
I'm sorry if you don't like my honesty, but to be fair i don't like your lies. ~ Anonymous
NEWSFLASH: The earth revolves around the sun. I just wanted to clear that up because some people think the world revolves around them!
The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.