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When life gives you LIMES, rearrange the letters until they stay SMILE. ~ Anonymous
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~ Anonymous
Ladies, when you've got a king, don't reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker. ~ Anonymous
Nothing Is Really Lost, Until Your Mom Can't Find It. ~ Anonymous
Keep smiling, It makes every-one wonder what you did last night. ~ Anonymous
Worst Battle what i know vs. what i feel. ~ Anonymous
Common sense is like deodorant. the people who need it most never use it. ~ Anonymous
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns
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