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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns
Before you open your mouth, make sure you have a mind to back up all the things you say. ~ Anonymous
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~ Anonymous
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. ~ Plato
im not lazy. im just conserving energy.. ~ Anonymous
Inside of every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell... Happened! ~ Anonymous
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. ~ Even Esar
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