Before you open your mouth, make sure you have a mind to back up all the things you say. ~ Anonymous
Ladies, when you've got a king, don't reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker. ~ Anonymous
A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg. Even though he knows you are slightly cracked. ~ Anonymous
Keep smiling, It makes every-one wonder what you did last night. ~ Anonymous
Worst Battle what i know vs. what i feel. ~ Anonymous
Common sense is like deodorant. the people who need it most never use it. ~ Anonymous
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns