Funny Quotes

Before you open your mouth ( Self Improvement Quotes )

Before you open your mouth, make sure you have a mind to back up all the things you say. ~…

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Ladies, when you’ve got a king, don’t.. ( Funny Quotes )

Ladies, when you've got a king, don't reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker. ~ Anonymous

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A true friend is someone who thinks ( Friendship Quotes )

A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg. Even though he knows you are slightly cracked.…

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Keep smiling, It makes every-one.. ( Funny Quotes )

Keep smiling, It makes every-one wonder what you did last night. ~ Anonymous

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Worst Battle what i know vs.. ( Funny Quotes )

Worst Battle what i know vs. what i feel. ~ Anonymous

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Common sense is like deodorant.. ( Funny Quotes )

Common sense is like deodorant. the people who need it most never use it. ~ Anonymous

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Don’t stay in bed, unless you.. ( Funny Quotes )

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns

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